Where were you in 1987?
Remember when Bruce Willis did comedy, and had hair? Check out this “blast from the past”:
Blind Date Corporate workaholic Walter Davis needs a date for an important business dinner. His brother fixes him up with beautiful Louisiana belle Nadia Gates. However, a seemingly average blind date turns into a chaotic night on the town.
No. 5 on list at this link; click on arrow to left of “bitrate”
TALKED ABOUT LOVER (AT START OF FILM WHILE FRANTICALLY GETTING DRESSED)
Due to the vagarities of English, (note my previous post) I wanted to double check the spelling of “Atheist” – “I before E, except after C,” doesn’t apply here. This somehow led to an item in the search engine on Atheist jokes. And folks wonder why I call it the Wild,Wild,Web… Ergo:
Q: Why did the atheist throw her watch out the window?
A: She wanted to see if it was designed intelligently enough to evolve into a bird.
Q: What is so ironic about Atheists?
A: They’re always talking about God.
Q: How does an Atheist girl have her hair done?
A: In big bangs!
Q: What does a dyslexic, agnostic, insomniac do?
A: Stays awake all night wondering if there really is a Dog.
Q: Why did the Atheist cross the road?
A: He thought there might be a street on the other side, but he wouldn’t believe it until he tested his hypothesis.
Q: Why can’t atheists solve exponential equations?
A: Because they don’t believe in higher powers.
Two cannibals are eating an atheist, and one says to the other,
“Can you believe the way this guy tastes?”
Fly in My Soup
Atheist: What’s this fly doing in my soup?
Atheist: Very funny. I can’t eat this. Take it back.
Waiter: You see? The fly’s prayers were answered.
Genie in the Lamp
An atheist buys an Ancient Roman Catholic lamp at an auction, takes it home, and begins to polish it.
Suddenly, a genie appears, and says, “I’ll grant you three wishes, Master.”
The atheist says, “I wish I could believe in you.”
The genie snaps his fingers, and suddenly the atheist believes in him.
The atheist says, “Wow. I wish all atheists would believe this.”
The genie snaps his fingers again, and suddenly atheists all over the world begin to believe in genies.
“What about your third wish?” asks the genie.
“Well,” says the atheist, “I wish for a billion dollars.”
The genie snaps his fingers for a third time, but nothing happens.
“What’s wrong?” asks the atheist.
The genie shrugs and says, “Just because you believe in me, doesn’t necessarily mean that I really exist.”
A Christian lady who lived next door to an atheist
There was a Christian lady who lived next door to an atheist.
Every day, when the lady prayed, the atheist guy could hear her.
He thought to himself, “She sure is crazy, praying all the time like that. Doesn’t she know there isn’t a God?”
Many times while she was praying, he would go to her house and harass her, saying ” Lady, why do you pray all the time? Don’t you know there is no God?” But she kept on praying.
One day, she ran out of groceries. As usual, she was praying to the Lord explaining her situation and thanking Him for what He was gonna do. As usual, the atheist heard her praying and thought to himself, “Humph! I’ll fix her.”
He went to the grocery store, bought a whole bunch of groceries, took them to her house, dropped them off on the front porch, rang the door bell and then hid in the bushes to see what she would do. When she opened the door and saw the groceries, she began to praise the Lord with all her heart, jumping, singing and shouting everywhere! The atheist then jumped out of the bushes and told her, “You ol’ crazy lady, God didn’t buy you those groceries, I bought those groceries!” At hearing this, she broke out and started running down the street, shouting and praising the Lord.
When he finally caught her, he asked what her problem was. She said, “I knew the Lord would provide me with some groceries, but I didn’t know he was gonna make the devil pay for them!”
Another update; this is sad. I hadn’t known of this comedian’s death, until I sought a replacement for another video that “doesn’t exist” which I originally posted on Oct 21st 2011. Mr. Bridges passed away in 2012, very likely to the pleasure of the Liar in Chief. I kept the preface to the original video:
Steve Bridges is the guy who imitated George Bush on the Jay Leno Show. He has now started imitating Obama and REALLY does it well. The Administration has tried to put a stop to Bridges’ act because Obama has made it known that he is deeply offended. So please do your part to keep the Pretender-In-Chief “deeply offended” by passing this around…
Indeed, keep passing these around. More info from their YT site below the third video X.
Steve Bridges as President Obama – January 2010 – Pt 1
Steve Bridges as President Obama – January 2010 – Pt 2
Steve Bridges as President Obama – August 2011
STEVE BRIDGES 1963-2012
It is with great sadness that we announce the death of Steve Bridges. His passing comes as a shock to all of us. The cause of death is not known at this time, but we will publish more information on his website (http://stevebridges.com) as it becomes available. Steve brought joy and laughter to millions and was a great inspiration to all who knew him. He will be sadly missed. Our prayers go to his family at this time.
Part 1 – Comedian-impressionist Steve Bridges performs in prosthetic makeup as Barack Obama. For more information visit http://stevebridges.com
Watch Steve’s newest video as President Obama: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WH_a0c…
About Steve Bridges
Every American boy is told they might grow up to be President of the United States. Steve Bridges never doubted his father’s words, but immediately started to mimic them. From a very early age, Bridges entertained his family and friends with uncanny, hilarious impressions of anyone within earshot.
When Bridges’ family eventually settled in California, he set to work honing his performance skills. As a young man, he obtained extensive acting and voice-over coaching in Los Angeles, even spending time with the notorious Groundlings improvisation troupe.
Bridges developed a repertoire of over 200 impressions, including TV characters Barney Fife and Homer Simpson, broadcasters Tom Brokaw, Paul Harvey and Rush Limbaugh; but it was his chilling embodiment of political leaders Bill Clinton and Al Gore that rapidly established him as a premiere vocal impressionist.
Applying “executive” skills and vision, Bridges gathered a “creative cabinet” in 2002 that has changed the world of comedy. He engaged the Academy Award-winning prosthetic make-up artist, Kevin Haney and Evan Davis’ Headwriters comedy staff, creating a formula for the perfect President George W. Bush.
Today the Bridges’ team presents Steve as President Barack Obama, featuring the amazing talent of prosthetic makeup artist, Kazu Tsuji. Late-night comedians might struggle to find humor about this president, but Steve easily mines brilliant, topical humor as he has over the last ten years.
The Bridges team is also proud to announce a new show – “The Global Economic Smackdown”, featuring Steve without make-up performing over forty vocal impressions of world leaders and show business personalities in an hilarious international town hall.
Whether he’s in state-of-the-art prosthetic make-up or just performing sparkling, rapid-fire impressions, Steve Bridges evokes bipartisan laughs that entertain any crowd. Staying above the political fray, Bridges elicits raves from both sides of the aisle. Bridges’ material is always refreshing, topical, and funny to both right and left.
Steve humbly admits that he could never be the real commander-in-chief, but when it comes to American political impressionists, Washington insiders and comedy pollsters have voted Steve Bridges to be undisputed “leader of the free world”.
This is an update. While checking out my political satire videos, this one was gone. However, it wasn’t YouTube this time. Apparently Dan Edward Hubbell is no longer with PAN; I had published it directly from his post there instead of from YT on March 7, 2012… I request (Re the notice on my header) to be notified when this occurs.